What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
13.06.2025 05:10
He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?
He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!
He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?
Have you ever been a victim of gaslighting? What happened?
I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?
Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.
He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?
Why were the Japanese soldiers in WW II so hesitant to surrender in battle?
He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.
By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.
Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.
I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).
Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.
He : So, are you seeing someone?
I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.
He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.
Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.
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I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.
Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?
Me (a little confused) : I don't know
Me : I don't drink
He : Btw, you're really pretty.
Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!
Have you worn a tight black mini skirt?
Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!
He : Tea ?
P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.
By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.
I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.
He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.
Why do some people believe that Homelander would be no match for Superman or Thor?
He : I'm 24.
Me : Because it's month of August.
Me : I don't drink coffee also
Why do people believe that global warming is man made?
He : Then let's have some coffee
Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!
He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?
Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.
Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?
Me : No
Why do we exist, and why are we conscious?
Me : Thank you.
He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?
Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).
Me : Sure.
I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)
Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)
Why do foolish atheists think their strange delusional theories are facts?
I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.
He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?